Sometimes I get off the bus a couple of stops early and buy RUABelle some flowers at Village Florist. Then I walk home through Hillsboro Village just so I can see everybody thinking, “There goes the best boyfriend ever.” **
Then I get home and hear it from the person who matters most.
Everybody say, “Awwwwwwwww.”
** Or else they’re thinking, “I wonder what that dumbass did to get into trouble with his girlfriend.”
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