Convention Economy

Wanna see what $12.50 will buy you for lunch at a packaging and sanitary supplies convention?

We’re definitely going to have to raise prices.

A Revelation

I think I may have finally figured out this whole international military/industrial complex vs. the terrorists conspiracy thing.

TSA now allows travelers to take trial size shampoos, lotions, toothpaste etc. through the security checkpoint, but only if they are in a clear quart size baggie.

If I find out that Proctor & Gamble owns Zip-Loc, it’ll all become clear.

As always, I’m just sayin’…

Somebody call Michael Moore.

Nothing Like Starting Your Day By Doing Something Profoundly Stupid

I’m on the way to the airport to take a one day, up and back trip to Chicago for a trade show, courtesy of the good folks at Southwest Airlines-the Greyhound of the skies.

Who the hell does dumb stuff like this?!

Oh yeah…I do.