We Interrupt the 12 Days of Blogger Christmas for the Following Paid Commercial Announcement

December 15, 2006

First of all, thanks for all the kind comments and ego stroking on my poetry efforts. But y’all do know that I have no freakin’ idea what I’m doing? I’m just pretending to be able to write, and frankly it’s pretty exhausting. I once took a two week poetry writing class during our Winterim enrichment period during high school. On the day I was supposed to present my work to the class, the guy before spent a half hour presenting his tone poem about a horrifying event that happened during his childhood. I still vividly remember the last line, “I floated down the stairs petrified with terror, and stepped into a puddle, of Dad.” It was pretty wicked stuff.

I had written a really dreadful song about a Dungeons and Dragon character. Something like “I Got Them Half-Orc Blues,” or some crap like that. After the therapy session of the first guy’s poem parsing, I just said I hadn’t finished yet and took the incomplete. Coleridge, I ain’t.

But in the middle of this poetry cycle came an opportunity from www.reviewme.com to review www.hotelreservations.com . Hmm, a conundrum. These reviews are time sensitive, and I sorta made a commitment to follow through with the assignment, even if it is in the middle of the holiday season and my “gifts” of poetry to my favorite bloggers. Can I really interrupt this artistic cycle to insert the crass commercialization of a paid review?

Of course I can! That’s exactly what you all would expect here at The Dry Spot. I follow through with my commitments and never flinch from the opportunity to insert some capitalism amongst the sentimentality.

Plus [REVIEW BEGINS HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION], www.hotelreservations.com is a pretty cool site. I’m one of those geeks who likes to make all of his own travel reservations, despite the fact that we have a corporate travel agent. I know that whatever fee they charge is probably cheaper than the time I spend jumping around from site to site, comparing flights and hotel pricing. Until recently, I primarily used travelocity.com as the conduit for these searches.

Then last month, I had a really bad experience with them. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say that they switched a flight to an entirely different day without telling me and that I spent three hours on a Sunday night talking to a guy named “Lucky” (yeah, right) in Calcutta trying to work out the problem. This was compounded by the fact that travelocity.com’s hold music has a 30 second loop of cool jazz guitar licks that I know I heard 200 times during the time that I was on hold waiting for “Lucky” (yeah, right), and you can imagine my level of frustration. Eventually I told “Lucky” (yeah, right), “Sir, you realize that what we’re doing know is arguing over the end of our business relationship. You guys tell me that I’m a V.I.P. Member, but I’m not feeling very “I” right now!” So a month later, they refunded the money that was wasted on a hotel reservation that was rendered unusable by the fact that they had moved my flight to the day after I was due to check out. Nice.

So the timing is perfect if somebody wanted to try to sell me on a new travel research/booking site. And along comes www.hotelreservations.com. The site is sparsely, but attractively designed. Not that it helps me, but I appreciate the fact that you can choose your language and currency to display the information right on the opening home page. In addition to the expected airline, hotel and rental car options, www.hotelreservations.com also offers vacation packages and vacation rental properties, both of which distinguish them most other travel reservation sites. They also offer the opportunity to talk to living, breathing humans if you need help. I don’t know what country they are in, but even if there are cattle in the street outside the window from their cubicle, they have to be better than travelocity.com.

I also liked the little details like the fact that when you enter a proposed departure or check-in date, the little calendar thingy automatically changes to display the dates following, rather than just defaulting to January or the current month. This feature would certainly help to avoid people (ahem, I’m looking at you, “Lucky” (yeah, right)) accidentally scheduling return flights for the day before they leave or hotel departures before their flights arrive. Can you tell I’m still steaming?

They also have a “travel roulette” page where you can just check out the deals from the top U.S. and international travel destinations. If you have lots of free time and money, I’ll bet it would be fun to use this feature to plan trips or just to dream about them. Of course, if you have all this free time and money, why are you visiting this site? Go chase a Hilton sister.

So www.hotelreservations.com will at least earn a crack at my business. Their timing is perfect; their interface is easy and intuitive to use; and their pricing seems competitive with most other travel sites. The Dry Spot says give them a gander. If you choose to use that other site instead, say howdy to “Lucky” (yeah, right) for me.

We now return to the unbridled sentimentality of the holidays. Ho, ho, ho.


The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 5)

December 15, 2006


“Para la Tia a Que Adoro”

When thinking of a poem to write for B
The bee I fear is buzzing in my bonnet.
At least one detail is nailed down for me.
The structure must, of course, be of a sonnet.

I do not have her writer’s eye or ear
For poetry or Wigglebottom’s barkin’.
So should I write a poem like Will Shakespeare,
Or maybe one a little more Petrarchan?

What do I know from trochees and iambs?
My gift is not for consonants and vowels.
B’s posts would win in Eminem’s rap slams.
I write about my poodle and my bowels.

The couplet’s come, so please try not to heckle.
I’d give my eye to see that famous freckle.