Answer-And THAT’S how you found yourself standing at the front desk of the Marriott Courtyard at 4:00 in the morning wearing nothing but your martini glass boxer shorts asking for another key card because you locked yourself out of your room.
Question-I have no freakin’ idea.
Must. Find. Tylenol.




September 23, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Sometimes your life is just filled with grace and beauty.
I admire you more than you will ever know,
Sending morphine for your head.
Your biggest fan,
Newscoma
September 23, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I’ll take “Just Another Day in The Big Easy” for $500. Alex.
September 25, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Been there, done that…. Sans the boxers but in a tank and panties… And the bad news was my ex-husband was the CFO of said New Orleans Marriott when I pulled that little beauty….
September 25, 2007 at 12:54 pm
10 points to Klinde.
September 28, 2007 at 7:45 am
How about “Things I did when I was in college”? No? How about, Things I Hope Won’t Happen After 40?
October 2, 2007 at 12:11 am
[...] to mention the fact that Smiley has rather questionable underwear fashion sense (I’m sure there’s more evidence of that on The Dry Spot, though), and Short and Fat [...]
October 30, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Embarrasing things about myself. . . .
I also have a pair martini glass boxer shorts. They are silky and feel real purty so I bought them despite the matini glasses.