Where I Get All Resolute and Stuff

It’s January 3rd.  Is it too late for resolutions?

In honor of three of my favorite bloghotties, I thought about declaring that I was going vegan this year.

Then I spent the past four days in Sin City.  I think instead that I’m gonna become a Las Vegan.

Therefore, I hereby resolve in 2008 to only eat foods that are available from a minibar or from the International Smorgasbord Mega Buffet and Foodbar at the Rio Hotel and Casino.

I figure I can pull that off…