I Almost Sprained My Neck and Cut My Finger Off
January 10, 2008What I thought I heard while chopping broccoli…
RUABelle: “You know what I really want to do tonight?”
Me: “No, sweetie, what?”
RUABelle: “I wanna crack open a bottle of wine, kick back and watch porn!”
Me: “?!?!”
Then I remembered we got The Bourne Ultimatum from NetFlix over the weekend. I’ve gotta start swabbing my ears better.
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