I Almost Sprained My Neck and Cut My Finger Off

January 10, 2008

What I thought I heard while chopping broccoli…

RUABelle: “You know what I really want to do tonight?”

Me: “No, sweetie, what?”

RUABelle: “I wanna crack open a bottle of wine, kick back and watch porn!”

Me: “?!?!”

Then I remembered we got The Bourne Ultimatum from NetFlix over the weekend.  I’ve gotta start swabbing my ears better.