They’re Funny Little Bastards
My online Bank of America tries to automatically categorize my credit card expenses for year-end reporting purposes. I used my Visa to buy tickets to the Kids in the Hall show at the Ryman in May.
They showed up on my statement as “Child/Dependent Expenses.” Heh, I never knew I had five cross-dressing comedian sons.
I love my little cabbage-head, chicken-lady, head-crushing Lopez boys. 29 out of 30 Helens agree.
April 8, 2008 at 11:07 am
We need to talk. One of your kids tried to squish my little head.
April 13, 2008 at 8:34 am
Hey, can you count them as dependents on next year’s income tax? That’s creative accounting.