Crappy Birthday to You!
If you’re gonna mess up my desk by putting sprinkles on top of your cupcakes, they should at least taste like something. Paper confetti icing. Feh.
And don’t get me started about those people that put mylar confetti balloons and palm trees and 40’s and dollar signs in the envelope with their party invitations to shower your cubicle when you rip it open. Unless you’re coming behind with a Dyson to clean that crap up, don’t even bother!
/curmudgeonish rant
April 19, 2008 at 10:13 am
amusing chris is temporarily gone
meet:
bitter chris
so ummm, it appears your b’day is bugging you?
April 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Bittergate. I keed. I keed.
I’m feeling all crappy too. Must be the earthquakes or something.
I thought your birthday was in May?
April 19, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Chris? Who’s Chris? i thought this was an anonymous blog.
April 19, 2008 at 8:11 pm
chris who?
i meant christ!
damn typos…
April 19, 2008 at 8:34 pm
ooh there is a special corner in hell for those mylar confetti people…
April 23, 2008 at 8:42 pm
You and Mack sure are crabby lately. I’m gonna take up a collection from the MCB female bloggers to send you two some Midol.
April 28, 2008 at 9:06 am
Me, I’m just glad I’m only 36.
[Waiting to get slapped down....]