Bush-It’s What’s for Dinner

“Thank you, Prime Minister Singh. I’d like to thank you and all the wonderful people of India for your hospitalibility. As far as our state gift to you, I hear you little brown people worship cows. Well, we love ’em too in Texas, so I’ve brought you 50 lbs. of the best Black Angus ground beef we could rip away from the folks at Hardees. You’re doing a great job here, Singhy. Now where’s that Ganja River I keep hearing I need to dip myself in?”

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