ABC promised

That David Blaine would either “hold his breath for nine minutes or die a watery death trying.”

He did neither. I, for one, feel cheated.

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3 Responses to ABC promised

  1. Kat Coble says:

    Me, too. Especially since I was banking on this being my route to a Blainefree future.

    I have never said, because my vocabulary is not nearly large enough, how very much I would like to see him smacked about the face and neck with a damp towel and then sent packing into obscurity.

  2. ceeelcee says:

    Could there be a bar of soap in that towel a la “Full Metal Jacket?”

    “What is your major malfunction, Blaine? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”

  3. Bodyshot says:

    Hah! We all thought it was a HUGELY blatant marketing campaign…and we’re in Orange County, where people should be bit more jaded about the entertainment industry. 😉 But what did we find ourselves doing on that night? Watching to see if he would “make it”.

    Interesting to watch the transformation from regular guy, to buff weight-lifter guy. If nothing else, at least he got into shape. Although I guess he did some damage to his liver?

    ai ya. Something tells me he definitely earned enough from that stunt to cover any incidental medical bills….

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