CeeElCee’s Tip o’ the Day

When you’re walking in a mall, never make eye contact with anyone carrying a clipboard.

And, yes, I did mall walk before I turned 40. Thanks for asking and keep those “Matlock” jokes coming.

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2 Responses to CeeElCee’s Tip o’ the Day

  1. newscoma says:

    I had this job back in the mid-80’s for two hours. It was at Hickory Hollow Mall.
    I laid down the clipboard next to one of those indoor bushes and went and had a beer.
    Man, I was a bad employee.

  2. Kat Coble says:

    YOU are the one with the “Matlock” jokes, Grandpa ElCee. I believe the Whileawaythetwiliteyears video I recommended was “Murder She Wrote.”

    Cause Jessica Fletcher is way hotter than Ben Matlock. (The fact that I know these people’s first names is due solely to the having of parents in their middle sixties.)

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