Last night I lay groaning on my back while thousands of beasties tried to escape my hull. A few intrepid explorers managed to get out through a crack near my main shaft, but most were left behind to die a watery death.*
Luckily, the USS Immodium is responding to my distress call and is rushing to plug the leaks in my bulkhead.
Ugh. No more hot chicken wings for dinner…
*Unlike that lying bastard charlatan David Blaine.