I just realized that if I were to just type one word and post it, then the last entry on my blog would roll off forever. That would leave no mention of that narcissistic moron, David Blaine, on my site anymore. Yipee!
Oh crap, I guess now he’s now in the previous paragraph. Well, we’ll all have to wait another fifty posts for him to disappear.
Curse you, David Blaine!