7:15 Carrie Underwood sings the National Anthem. I guess since it’s down to just Toronto, baseball has figured, “Screw the Canadian Anthem. We can sell three more commercials.”
Somebody in the room thinks she looks too skinny. RUABelle says she needs Proactiv Solution. Mrowrrrr.
7:20 Jeanne Zelasko appears on the screen. I can’t stand her and avert my eyes.
7:45 “Man, this game is boring! Is Big Brother on? Tell me when it’s the ninth inning and Ozzie has filled the game with White Sox and actually starts managing. Then we’ll switch back”
9:30 Apparently that was a very good idea on my part.