Yup, it must be time for another WKRN blogger meet-up at Wolfy’s. I woke up with a big-ass zit on the end of my nose this morning. At least you’ll be able to recognize me. I swear, we can get so eighth grade about these things sometimes…
But more to the point, in the interest of social responsibility and not wanting to screw with parking downtown, I have agreed to escort one Aunt B. to this event via the #7 Hillsboro MTA bus. I promise to sit next to her and hold her hand to keep any of those mean Green Hills gang members from roughing her up. I will also teach her proper bus etiquette, which includes not staring at the crazy people and only throwing up on your own shoes and not those of your neighbor.
Anyone else interested in joining us on this pilgrimage is invited to meet at the bus bench on the corner of 21st Avenue and Blair Blvd. across the street from Harris Teeter on Saturday between 9:40 and 9:45. You can park on any surface street nearby and walk a block. It won’t kill you, I promise.
The return trip leaves at 12:15 from the downtown bus shelter or we could buy a few more minutes by walking a couple blocks up to 9th and Broadway if we’re not done with our bloody Marys at exactly noonish. Let us know if we need to wait for you.