Channel 4’s Pinhead, er, Pinpoint Weather Meteorologist Tim Ross really got my attention this morning. He actually said, “the sun is shining out there this morning, but you just can’t see it because it’s above all the clouds.” Gee thanks, Tim. I guess that’d really be some news if the sun actually went out.
Then his forecast for today simply read, “Scat Showers.” Not “scattered showers” or even “scatt. showers.” If scat is gonna be raining out of the sky today, I’m staying indoors.