The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 3)

“Lovely Brittney”

B like a hothouse flower, before our EYES as she becomes more comfortable
in her own skin

the Den Mother of a Cub Scout troop on acid

Uses her bartending skills to bring out the best in the shiest and put off the worst in the brashest

gentle but tough
soft but rough

carries her minor celebrity status within the geekosphere with an affable grace

OPEN to everyone but the CLOSEminded

She’s no Log Lady-She’s our Blog Lady.


17 Responses to The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 3)

  1. jag says:

    Love the Log Lady reference. Brilliant work, as always.

  2. brittney says:

    This made me laugh. Always a good thing.

    Thank you.

  3. well done! looking forward to the next 9 days.

  4. shauna says:

    You are now one of the highlights of my mornings.

  5. Kerry Woo says:

    Well done! Send her an origami box!

  6. Malia says:

    Excellent!! You’re best effort to date, you know of the three you’ve done. The standard is pretty high now. Can you keep it up?

  7. Lynnster says:

    Fabulous again!

    And I notice not one person has said, “Oh, sure, you don’t have to keep on” to your begging yesterday to not have to do it anymore. Heh heh.

    Poor Smiley. But we just want your talent to blossom to its fullest like a poinsettia in December.

  8. newscoma says:

    I seriously adore you. This was hysterical although your first Haiku to S&F made me fall into a coughing fit with my eyes running.

  9. Kate O' says:

    I throw myself adoringly at your feet.

  10. John H says:

    hell..just for the Twin Peaks reference I’ll throw MYSELF at your feet..perhaps not so adoringly as Kate..but, you do rock.

  11. sista smiff says:

    I think that last line should be her official subtitle..

    Dewde…I think you should fire that git-tar up a little more and hit some writer’s nights. Fo real. No kiddin’. Forget the paper thing and write some hit songs.

  12. B-Dub says:

    I disagree with your new tagline, “Wasted Genius”.

    These are simply genius.

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