The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 4)

Rex, Rex, Rex L. Camino.

How you vex, vex, vex the amino

Acids coursing through my brain,

Connecting synapses-bringing me pain

As coffee shoots out through my nose

On my keyboard-on my clothes.

Giggles pealing through my head

Chortling at what I just read.

Coworkers checking in on me,

“Are you alright? Did you just pee

Your pants, you silly little twit?”

“No, I’ve been slain by Rex’s wit.”

“Well, shut the hell up. It’s hard to work.

And blog on your own time you selfish jerk.”

“I quit then! Take this job and shove it!

I’ll stay at home, read Rex and love it.”

To Mr. Camino I offer this rhyme.

I may be broke, but I have my time.

Advertisements

5 Responses to The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 4)

  1. John H says:

    this poem has the wit of lee trevino,
    and the funk of ton’ loc’s medinO..

    I sit at the feet of the master, gazing upward, wondering if those nose hairs are going to be as gray as the beard…

    Your poetry canon is beyond words to describe.

  2. Wow. I’m honored, CLC. That was beautiful, and it’s good to finally have something to carve on the ol’ tombstone.

  3. newscoma says:

    CLC,
    I’m worried about your mind.
    However, I agree with your sly words.
    And Tombstone worthy.
    Cool Beans, dude.

  4. Lynnster says:

    I don’t think I’m going to be able to get “Rex, Rex, Rex L. Camino” and “vex, vex, vex the amino” out of my head anytime soon… help.

  5. sara sue says:

    Bravo for not rhyming the word “sex” one time in that tribute! You are the man, man!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: