Rex, Rex, Rex L. Camino.
How you vex, vex, vex the amino
Acids coursing through my brain,
Connecting synapses-bringing me pain
As coffee shoots out through my nose
On my keyboard-on my clothes.
Giggles pealing through my head
Chortling at what I just read.
Coworkers checking in on me,
“Are you alright? Did you just pee
Your pants, you silly little twit?”
“No, I’ve been slain by Rex’s wit.”
“Well, shut the hell up. It’s hard to work.
And blog on your own time you selfish jerk.”
“I quit then! Take this job and shove it!
I’ll stay at home, read Rex and love it.”
To Mr. Camino I offer this rhyme.
I may be broke, but I have my time.