The Pantheon Limericks (part 1)
There was a fanatic named Hutch,
Whose teams would perform in the clutch.
His beloved Titans
Started piling up wins.
But his Commodores, eh, not so much.
A Memphian blogger named Lynnster,
Too beautiful to stay a spinster.
She’s delightfully spunky,
And her tastes are quite funky.
She’s registered with Howard Finnster.
A Girl Scout leader from Smyrner,
May put blogging on the back burner.
It’s true Kathy T.
May give up realty
If her wrinkle book is a page turner.
Duplicate blogger names are a mess,
Sometimes causing young Brittney stress.
I prefer my Jag testicless.
Is the right wing’s pit bull of a fighter.
But sometimes I think
That if he were a drink,
Aunt B. would want Carter in cider.