The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 6)

The Pantheon Limericks (part 1)

Haruspices

There was a fanatic named Hutch,

Whose teams would perform in the clutch.

His beloved Titans

Started piling up wins.

But his Commodores, eh, not so much.

Artemis

A Memphian blogger named Lynnster,

Too beautiful to stay a spinster.

She’s delightfully spunky,

And her tastes are quite funky.

She’s registered with Howard Finnster.

Hera

A Girl Scout leader from Smyrner,

May put blogging on the back burner.

It’s true Kathy T.

May give up realty

If her wrinkle book is a page turner.

Gemini

Duplicate blogger names are a mess,

Sometimes causing young Brittney stress.

Jag-he or Jag-she?

Well, personally,

I prefer my Jag testicless.

Quirinus

That Volunteer Voter Kleinheider

Is the right wing’s pit bull of a fighter.

But sometimes I think

That if he were a drink,

Aunt B. would want Carter in cider.

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6 Responses to The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 6)

  1. Malia says:

    Wow! You’re on a roll!

  2. John H says:

    hope you don’t get a hard tag,
    from the testicled Jag…

    This is from hutch,
    thank you so much.
    life won’t be so great..
    if there’s a loss to Nichols state.

  3. Lynnster says:

    I am so very honored to be remembered by the oh-so-very-talented Christmas Poet Laureate of NIT, giggle. I think this is probably my favorite Christmas present of the year! Thank you, O Wondrous Dry One!

    I don’t see how you can outdo yourself past the greatness you have already scribed, or how I can possibly laugh much more than I have thus far… but I know where I’m sending the dry cleaning bill when I pee in my pants laughing so hard before this is over!

    Seriously, thanks CLC, this gave me the biggest smile and laugh of the weekend, and you rock! (And PS – you’re halfway done now!!!!)

  4. Kathy T. says:

    The Queen of the Deities. “Even Zeus usually could not stand up to her.” I’m feeling the love!

  5. Lynnster says:

    I still can’t get over “Smyrner”. Snicker.

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