The Pantheon Limericks (part 2)
The anonymous Holiday Grinch
Isn’t me-not a foot, not an inch.
She claims to be cynical,
But in terms more rabbinical
Compared to me she’s quite a mensch.
Arkate and Alpanu
I’m sleeping in Sarcastro’s bed.
Hey, I bought it from him! And he said,
“It’s been lucky for me.”
Then how come I see
An impression of Exador’s head?
Deverra and Intercidona
I love not one Sara, but two.
Ribald and plucky,
I really am lucky
That their humor hue tends to the blue.
Malia’s a pretty cool cat.
Maliakainanani, that’s phat.
She makes me start tryin’
To talk dirty in Hawaiian
Or say, “Can I buy a vowel, Pat?”
Not all poison ivies give rashes.
There’s one who absolutely thrashes.
She’s really bad, bad
Cuz she actually had
Checks for blogging that she cashes.
A lovely young lady named Kate-O,
Means B-Dub cannot hardly wait-o
To click her profile
And see that winsome smile
And settle down with a nice cup of Earl Grey.