The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 7)

The Pantheon Limericks (part 2)

Janus

The anonymous Holiday Grinch

Isn’t me-not a foot, not an inch.

She claims to be cynical,

But in terms more rabbinical

Compared to me she’s quite a mensch.

Arkate and Alpanu

I’m sleeping in Sarcastro’s bed.

Hey, I bought it from him! And he said,

“It’s been lucky for me.”

Then how come I see

An impression of Exador’s head?

Deverra and Intercidona

I love not one Sara, but two.

Nashville Clark, Californian Sue.

Ribald and plucky,

I really am lucky

That their humor hue tends to the blue.

Cupra

Malia’s a pretty cool cat.

Maliakainanani, that’s phat.

She makes me start tryin’

To talk dirty in Hawaiian

Or say, “Can I buy a vowel, Pat?”

Rosmerta

Not all poison ivies give rashes.

There’s one who absolutely thrashes.

She’s really bad, bad

Cuz she actually had

Checks for blogging that she cashes.

Telche

A lovely young lady named Kate-O,

Means B-Dub cannot hardly wait-o

To click her profile

And see that winsome smile

And settle down with a nice cup of Earl Grey.