I’m Gonna Tell You Something I’ll Bet You Didn’t Know…

If you’re ever in the woods clearing brush on an unseasonably warm January day, working around a lot of wood piles and moving a bunch of old logs, listening to some Cuban guajira music on your iPod, you’d be amazed how many of the songs begin with a really loud and abrupt rhythm track that sounds exactly like a rattlesnake.

Damn near all of ’em.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go change my blue jeans.

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5 Responses to I’m Gonna Tell You Something I’ll Bet You Didn’t Know…

  1. sista smiff says:

    It’s about time we have a post about your colon. Been awhile. You didn’t shart did you?

  2. newscoma says:

    Thus the downside of cutting wood with an Ipod with cool music on it.
    You can educate the masses on this.
    It’s a skill.

  3. Busy Mom says:

    I take it you have traveled to the mountainous regions? They go outside there, anyway, don’t worry about it.

  4. CHEZ BEZ says:

    Reminds me of the time that my drum solo ringtone went off while I was driving. I was sure that it was the sound of a flat tire. Luckily, it was just my phone.

    And then there was the time that I heard the same sound and assumed it was my phone. Wrong. Flat tire that time.

  5. Lynnster says:

    You could just buy some Depends specifically for such occasions…

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