They just introduced the 52 contestants. There were three minorities. Three. Unless you count brunettes…then there were a couple more.
That doesn’t look like the America I know.
Miss Hawaii is, well, Hawaiian. Miss Texas is an African-Texan, err, African-American. And apparently Miss U.S. Virgin Islands is a Virgin-American. Honestly, did we really have to include the U.S. Virgin Islands? There’s no Puerto Ricans or Guamians.
And Miss Tennessee is named Blaire Pancake. Like Tennessee needed more reasons for the rest of the country to make fun of us. Blaire freakin’ Pancake.
Oh crap, Mario “Twinkletoes” Lopez is the host and Chris “Hardball” Matthews is a judge.
I’m gonna go watch “Antiques Roadshow.”