Live-blogging the Miss America Pageant While Waiting for Heroes to Come On

They just introduced the 52 contestants.  There were three minorities.  Three.  Unless you count brunettes…then there were a couple more.

That doesn’t look like the America I know.

Miss Hawaii is, well, Hawaiian.  Miss Texas is an African-Texan, err, African-American.  And apparently Miss U.S. Virgin Islands is a Virgin-American.  Honestly, did we really have to include the U.S. Virgin Islands?  There’s no Puerto Ricans or Guamians.

And Miss Tennessee is named Blaire Pancake.  Like Tennessee needed more reasons for the rest of the country to make fun of us.  Blaire freakin’ Pancake.

Oh crap, Mario “Twinkletoes” Lopez is the host and Chris “Hardball” Matthews is a judge.

I’m gonna go watch “Antiques Roadshow.”

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6 Responses to Live-blogging the Miss America Pageant While Waiting for Heroes to Come On

  1. newscoma says:

    Blaire Pancake?
    Thank God you are watching this and not me.

  2. Lynnster says:

    Blaire Pancake, seriously? Eek.

  3. Tiger Woods says:

    Are there any Sweedanegrasians?

  4. sista smiff says:

    Have you not ever heard of Art Pancake’s Rentals? She must be kin to them.

  5. malia says:

    I was going to say the same things as Sista. Art’s got rental places all over town doesn’t he?

  6. Sara Sue says:

    You think a nice young lady with a name like “Pancake” would be seen, drunk, in a bar performing lewd activity with other bar patrons? If not, I hope she lost 🙂

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