Not to perpetuate any stereotypes, but Kerry had his camera out in two seconds and was ready to snap some touristy photos. (And those were some awfully fetching madras shorts Dr. Woo was wearing with his black socks and tennis shoes today, I might add. Just kidding.)
What a cruel joke to play on your faithful journalista as I suffer through 40 days of Lenten meatlessness. Thankfully, Kerry put the camera away before I asked the pig if I could just smell him for a minute or two. Mmmmmm…bacon.