I Think I May Be Approaching My Expiration Date

What does it mean when you wake up one sunny April morning just like any other morning and you suddenly realize that you’ve forgotten how to tie a necktie?

I think that third beer last night might have actually killed that particular brain cell.

I really wish I hadn’t done so much nitrous in high school.  Let that be a lesson to you, kiddies.

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10 Responses to I Think I May Be Approaching My Expiration Date

  1. I think it is a sign that you should get out of the necktie wearin’ business.

  2. sara sue says:

    I’m in full agreement with the Knucklehead.

  3. fishwreck says:

    Knuck, my sentiments exactly.

  4. newscoma says:

    Yup.
    But aren’t you sort of known for your tie-wearing bad self.
    I think this is an omen.

  5. WonderDawg says:

    Become a geek and use the clip on ties… or do a total makeover and rebrand yourself with the bow tie Mr. Peanut look. Either could work for you…

  6. Ginger says:

    Did you know you can Google how to tie a necktie? Sweet.

  7. ceeelcee says:

    I went to http://www.ehow.com/how_15994_tie-double-windsor.html. Now I need to put a mirror attachment on the top of RUABelle’s iMac.

  8. Kathy T. says:

    I’m with the vocal majority who say ditch the necktie.

  9. Chez Bez says:

    For the last ten years or so, I have not had to wear a necktie for work. In that regard, I’m glad not to have to remember how to tie a necktie.

  10. fishwreck says:

    You don’t need to put a mirror on the iMac — just launch Photo Booth and have a live digital mirror, silly boy.

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