She may be bubbly and fresh-faced and cute as a bug, but I have decided you do not want to see WKRN’s Jenna McKee outside your house in the morning.
Because if she is standing there with a microphone in her hand that means:
- Somebody got shot
- Somebody got robbed.
- Something is on fire.
- Some old person mistook the gas for the brake and rammed into a building.
No matter what, you’re screwed.
On a related note, I’m supposed to put on a company golf tournament for 200+ of our customers tomorrow morning, and Jim Cantore just called to see if he could stay in my guest bedroom tonight while he waits for hurricane Humberto.