This Is Not a Halloween Costume

October 31, 2007


This is a pitiful Pudelhund who had a tumor removed from her foreleg. Biopsy pending, but it shouldn’t be anything to worry about.

Or laugh at.

Quit it!


Lots of Fun

October 26, 2007

I just had more fun standing around in a cold gravel parking lot than I’ve had in a long time.  And I swear there was no booze involved.

Well, maybe a little sangria, but it was non-alcoholic.

Thanks to all my fellow foodies. And to Ulysses at Taqueria Doña Tere.  We don’t care about no steenkin’ health department score.  The food rocked!

It’s Not Paranoia if Everyone Actually IS Out to Get You

October 26, 2007

The last three times I’ve been to the bathroom, I’ve ended up using the last sheet of toilet paper on the roll.

Am I unlucky or just full of crap?

Let;s Make a Deal

October 25, 2007

Since I;ve continually proven that my retarded touch typing skills are utterly unable to type an apostrophe instead of a semicolon when I;m trying to type a contraction, how about you and me just agree to ignore it?

It;ll save me hours of backspacing over the course of a year.

Maybe I just have an abnormally short right pinkie?  You know what that means…

I Am a Ticking Time Bomb

October 18, 2007

I was having such an epically shitty morning at work today that I decided to push the envelope and go back here for lunch.

And now we wait…

Of course I didn’t take into consideration that I have to drive 400 miles tomorrow morning.  Nice planning, dumbass.

Where I’ve Been Stuck for the Past Two Weeks

October 15, 2007


I believe this officially puts me somewhere between the sixth and seventh circle of Hell.

Somebody toss me a Bush Hog and I’ll get the heck out of here.

Where the Dry Spot Finally Addresses the Kantian Deontological Arguments of Instrinsic vs. Extrinsic Properties

October 1, 2007


I wonder how much the Seared Ahi Tuna Salad costs without ahi tuna?