Scary Stuff from the Decherd Walmart


Chocomallows? Great for snacking and recipes? Maybe if your recipe calls for little pillows of crap.

Hanging over the checkout line was an enormous sweatshirt that had to be at least six foot across at the shoulders. It was signed by this year’s Tennessee Vols football team.


Phull Fillmer signed it right in the middle of the chest. Maybe it actually was  his sweatshirt. If he’s been eating chocomallows.

But the scariest thing I saw all day?




5 Responses to Scary Stuff from the Decherd Walmart

  1. newscoma says:

    Welcome to your version of Hooterville. I saw a display this morning of the Chocomarshmallows and felt a bit grossed out.

    Be afeared.

  2. fishwreck says:

    Hahahaha! So you bought Chocomallows for everyone on your gift list, right? 36 shopping days to kick back….

  3. newscoma says:

    One day later and I saw strawberry marshmallows.

  4. Jennifer says:

    They also have strawberry, orange and lime ones mixed together. ick!

  5. As I’m so rarely in the Decherd walmart, I appreciate this shocking report. As a marshmallow-based creation myself, I think I can speak for my community when I I condemn this whole “flavored marshmallow” trend. Adding the chocolate turns it into a candy, not an ingredient. And I bet they’re yucky when toasted.

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