I Almost Sprained My Neck and Cut My Finger Off

What I thought I heard while chopping broccoli…

RUABelle: “You know what I really want to do tonight?”

Me: “No, sweetie, what?”

RUABelle: “I wanna crack open a bottle of wine, kick back and watch porn!”

Me: “?!?!”

Then I remembered we got The Bourne Ultimatum from NetFlix over the weekend.  I’ve gotta start swabbing my ears better.

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5 Responses to I Almost Sprained My Neck and Cut My Finger Off

  1. big smile… too funny

    bob dylan’s ‘no direction home’ over here
    martin scorcese directs the retrospective
    was on pbs

    but you already know this i am sure

  2. “I wanna crack open a bottle of wine, kick back and watch porn!”

    Replace wine with cheap whiskey, take away the pretty girl and you have my house every night.

  3. fishwreck says:

    Was that the porn ultimatum?

  4. ceeelcee says:

    Fishwreck-Very punny.

  5. Jesse Jane says:

    I pull up in the coupe and it’s the Sable

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