Dear Pottery Barn, Wine Spectator, Magellan Travel, Target, Sears, Amazon, Red Envelope, Brookstone and any other mass marketer who has sent me an email over the past week reminding me that Father’s Day is coming soon and suggesting the perfect gift for my father,
He’s dead, OK?
I hope you’re proud of yourselves.
We already bought him a freakin’ urn. Sheez.