You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

August 30, 2009

cooler
I’m pretty sure that texting while driving a cooler with an open container has to be against the law.

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Tap, tap, tap…Is this thing on?

August 5, 2009

Because I needed some place to post my entry that won the “Formal Champion” category of the Hot Tomato Haiku Contest at the East Nashville Tomato Art Festival, I figured I’d pull the old Dry Spot out of mothballs so I could show the color and the structure. It wouldn’t make much sense otherwise.

For

Orbs

Which

D a n g l e

C  a  r  m  i  n  e,

R  u  b  i  c  u  n  d,

C  r  i  m  s  o  n

D  i  n  e r  s

T h a n k

G a i a

I’ll go back in my cave now.



CeeElCee’s Productivity Tips-First in a Series of None

August 21, 2008

I realized that I have inadvertently done a brilliant thing to improve my productivity here in the office.

(“You mean like not blogging in two weeks?”)

No! Screw you, inner monologue.  He can get so self-righteous sometimes.

I have allowed boxes of printed samples and calendars to fill all the chairs and every flat surface in my glorified cubicle.  (I have a door and a window, but it just leads into another cubicle.)  Thanks to the lack of horizontal space, nobody can sit down in my office but me.  Conversations about nothing have been reduced by almost 100% and my quiet work time has increased accordingly.  Of course, SEC football does start next week…


That’s Pretty Scary

August 6, 2008

Knuck got me picking through the ole digital vault for pictures from circa 1986.

Then                      Now

Certainly less hair, and what is left is much grayer, but damned if I don’t look like myself.


Final Free Yard Sale Update

July 31, 2008

It’s not too late to move my crap from my basement to your basement!

Go here for details.


Yet Another Reason Why I Don’t Really Fit in Where I Work

July 30, 2008

View of my parking lot:

Big-ass gas-guzzling Chevy Z71 pick `em up truck with a trailer hitch

Big-ass gas-guzzling Chevy Z71 pick `em up truck with a trailer hitch

Big-ass gas-guzzling Chevy Z71 pick `em up truck with a trailer hitch

Camry Hybrid with a bicycle on the back

All together now, “One of these things is not like the other.”


The Latest from the Grand Experiment

July 29, 2008

You know you want it!

It’s some of my better sell copy. I really should be in marketing. Oh wait, I am…